| I'm cool, i'm ....i'm everything you're not! |
| Dont hate the player...hang around him so you can get left overs... |
| If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? |
| After working here, i now realize that "dilbert" is not a comic strip. it's a do***entary! |
| I am nobody, nobody is perfect. therefore, i am perfect! |
| I'm blonde wat's your excuse
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| (h)abc-its easy as 123!!(h) |
| [x] punk [princess] for life..&&..i [love] being a pretty [punk]..&&.. |
| Your mum is so fat when she put a yellow coat on people shouted taxi taxi |
| Coolio mollio |
| Iloveyou, how can i show it?? =] |
| Only stupid ppl no wat 1+1='s every one else is 2 "smart to learn! |
| Ur mum is so short u cn see her feet in her drives licence |
| Ur mum is so fat wen she went 2 da beach da world all sang we r family |
| Ur mum is so fat wen she locked her self in asdas she still staved 2 death |
| Ur mum is so fat on red nose day ppl mistaked her 4 a double decker bus |
| Ur mamma is so fat wen she stood on the scales her phone number came up ! |
| Roses r red voiietz are blu god made meh beautiful but wat tha hell did he do to u !?! |
| Ur mamma is so fat the only letters in the alphabet she knows is kfc ! ! ! |
| 3 words to ruin a guys ego..is it in?? |
