| A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge |
| A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey |
| Alcohol releases the inner *** in all of us... |
| Be nice to nerds. chances are you'll end up working for one |
| Be nice to your children. for they will be choosing your nursing home someday |
| Buy land, they have quit making it! |
| Dren in the dark cause accidents. accidents in the dark cause children |
| Children in the dark cause accidents. accidents in the dark cause children |
| Drugs cause amnesia, and other things i can't remember |
| Everybody makes mistakes, thats why they put erasers on pencils |
| How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost? |
| I avoid temptation unless i can't resist it |
| I haven't lost my mind, it's backed up on disk somewhere. |
| Don't steal, the government hates compe***ion |
| Save a tree, eat a beaver |
| You are a star, fall for me! |
| Sparkle your msn, add me! |
| You can always call me (80 cents p/m) |
| If i throw a stick will you leave? |
| Last night i hugged my pillow and dreamed of you…i wish that someday i'd dream about my pillow and i'd be hugging you!
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