| Stormy seas grow calm when the wind stops blowing. |
| I've lost my phone number, can i have yours? |
| Reality sucks! i'm gonna keep on dreamin! |
| I don't like the drugs, but the drugs like me! |
| What do you call it when a man talks dirty to a woman? - ***ual harrasment. what do you call it when a woman talks dirty to a man - £3.99 |
| Your mum is so fat wen she jumps in the sea the whales sing we are family! |
| Cats have nine lives and humans have one but if you mess wid me again then you will have none! |
| Me fail english, that's unpossible!?!?! |
| Your mama is so fat, when she sings, its over! |
| Theres too much blood in my caffeine system!! |
| Don't do drugs, become a celebrity and you get them 4 free. |
| When god amde woman they had 3 boobs then he said what do i do with the extra boob then poof man was made! |
| I am ***y i am hot i am all your not! |
| Cats have nine lives people have 1 mess with me and ur av none |
| I may b blonde, but i'm not stupid!!!! |
| Ur mamas so fat wen she gets in a yellow suit people call taxi taxi |
| Is that a gun in ur pocket..or are you just happy to see me..:d |
| Love your enimes it pisses them off:d |
| [x.x.xif barbie is sooo popular why do you have to buy her friends ?x.x.x] |
| Sugar and spice and everything nice if you love me please boil my rice!!!
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