| It's ok pluto, i'm not a planet either! |
| Yo momma so fat the last time she seen 9o21o it was on da scal |
| Divorce: from the latin word meaning "to rip a man's heart out through his wallet |
| Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens. |
| Everyone has a photographic memory. some don't have film. |
| He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke. |
| Love me or leave me...hey were are you going |
| Call me anytime, i won't be home |
| Nice pants, can i test the zipper? |
| Save water, drink beer |
| You know it's always business doing pleasure with you |
| I'm not smiling at you, i'm trying not to laugh! |
| Roses are red violets arer blue sugar is sweet and revenge is too |
| :d i was ere but not 4 long i saw your face n i was gone:d |
| :d roses r red violets r blue god made me beautiful... but wat the hell did he do to u?:d |
