| What are ya gonna do 4 a face when the baboon asks for its arse back? |
| *touch me* *tease me* *come on baby * please me* |
| Can i borrow your library card because i'd like to check you out! |
| Don't be open-minded, your brains might fall out! |
| If at first you dont succeed skydiving isn't for you! |
| My frendz, my sistaz, my shadowz, my wurld, wer wud i b wivout my grlz??? |
| God made mud for monkeys, to worms did he give dirt, but what he gave to us girl are boys so we can flirt. |
| Girls go to collage to got more knowledge, boys go to jupiter to get more stupider |
| Girls are hot boys are hansom *** on girls lets get those boys! |
| Wanna play army? lay down and ill bow the hell outa u man!! |
| *~*~*ur only bad if ur caught, tht makes me gd rite?? *~*~* |
| If it comes in pink i'll take it!!!(l) |
| (f)b mi bad boi b mi man b mi weekend lover but dont b ma frend u can b mi bad boy but understand i dont need u in ma lyfe agen(f) |
| Guys r like slinkies...it's always fun to watch them fall down the stairs!!! |
| Friends are forever...boyz are whatever>>>> |
| Real giirls aren't perfect [&&] perfect giirls aren't real |
| If theres 1 man on da moon how come we cant put all of em der? |
| Guyz r like stars, theres millions of em but only 1 can make ur wishes *** true |
| Frendz r 4 eva boyz r wateva |
| Boys are great, every girl should own one |
